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mostly this is just homestuck sorry i'm not sorry

if we follow each other i'd be real appreciate if you could tag huge eye pics
i saviour eye squick, tw: eye squick, eye close up and tw: eyes
thanks friend

this is what a cough looks like
this shit be my girlfrond hot a what


hummingbirds side by side || a dragolian fanmix

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as it’s rosie’s birthday tomorrow (5th feb) i decided to make her a present by finally finishing that goddamn fanmix for our ocs. thanks google for the pictures of the hummingbirds, i appreciate it.

  • What Remains of Our Chalk Road || [Instrumental]
  • Forgotten Ground || And I carve my name and then you wrote yours, the black smoke will rise up to cover the stars.
  • Shut Your Eyes || Shut your eyes and think of somewhere, somewhere cold and caked in snow. By the fire we break the quiet, learn to wear each other well.
  • Fall Awake || If you find you’re reaching for the height, wishing for an ending to this plight, and if your heart can’t beat in time, reach, reach, take mine.
  • Embraced By The Mist || [Instrumental]
  • Take It From Me || What can I compare you to, a favourite pair of shoes? Maybe my bright red boots if they had wings.
  • Winter Is Coming || But we’re all out of time, nothing left to decide. Pack your things up quick, this one can’t be fixed, leave the rest of it behind.
  • Fragile || Perhaps this final act was meant to clinch a lifetime’s argument that nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could.
  • Mesmerene || Here on the outskirts of an age soon spent with all its demons and songs of untruth; if we could travel ahead and lose this life, crack it open, and live to tell the tale.
  • Rogue Machine || What’s the point in a kevlar vestYou put a hole into my chest and oh, I know, two weeks are impossible.
  • The Winter || [Instrumental]

soft crying

deadlines fuckin done bitches i am so


i don’t have to do old high german again for another year and a half

(middle high german, that’s another story. bluuuhh).





misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.


My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

i’d be sorry i don’t really use this tumblr account anymore

but i’m not really very sorry

so that’s about that then

Les Miserables according to Hugh Jackman and Anne Hathaway.


This. This is pretty good advice.


This. This is pretty good advice.


meanwhile a young mama deertaur helps her chubby bub learn to walk


meanwhile a young mama deertaur helps her chubby bub learn to walk






PS: I was inspirated by a scene from this movie called A Very Long engagament, wich is a beautiful movie, I recommend you to watch it, if you haven’t done yet. Or like please watch every Jean-Pierre Jeunet film, because of reasons. (okay, maybe except Alien 4, but you probably already saw that, so you know what I mean.)

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